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Valentines day Scrap / poem

2009-02-13T21:08:00.000-08:00

Be My Valentine
This may be a little silly,
But I have a question for you,
Will you be my valentine?
'Cause no one else will do…
I know you are my boyfriend
But will you be my valentine?
I can't think of anyone else
I'd want to have as mine…
No one else gives me the tingles
The way you always do,
So, will you be my valentine?
So I can share this with you…
No one has ever kissed me
And sent chills down my spine,
Until the night you kissed me,
So, please be my valentine…
Like I said this is silly,
But I have one last question for you…
If you agree to be my valentine,
Can I be yours too?

Inspirational SMS Quotes, Inspirable SMS Jokes

2009-02-12T22:30:00.000-08:00

A young boy enters a barber shop and the
barber whispers to a Customer, "This is the Dumbest Kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts A Dollar
in one hand and 25 Cents
in the other, then calls
the boy over and asks, "Which one do you want, son.?"

The boy takes 25 cents
and leaves.
He goes and buys an
ice cream..

"What a dumb kid", the customer thought…
Puzzled by his behaviour.. The customer asked
the boy,
"Hey, son, May I ask
you a question.?
Why did you take
25 cents instead of the dollar.?"

The boy licked his cone
and replied, "Because
the day I take the dollar,
the Game's Over.!"
.
Moral : Sometimes,
when you think the
other is dumb, you
are making a fool
of yourself.!

Smile SMS Jokes, Smile Joke

2009-02-12T20:28:00.000-08:00

HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
"DIL"
"JAAN"
"MOHABBAT"
"KHUSHI"
"HANSI"
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT……

The very best medicine that nature has given to the human
to refresh the body and mind is
SMILE
so take this medicine regularly at the right time :-)

Only Eyes Speak The Truth,
Neither Mirror Nor The Lips..
The Person Who Cares 4 You,
Can See The Pain In Ur Eyes,
While Every One Else..
Still Believes In Ur Smile..!!

Hey!! Genius..!!
Yes You…!!
U R SmiLing..
Bcoze i CaLL u Genius..
Aah!! Sometimes We have to Lie Just
To See Ur Sweet SmiLe..
Keep SmiLing..

Smile is a bird
Who flies Frm
face to face..
May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there
Forever
and
Ever
So..
"keep SMILING

Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. . .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep Smiling
Forever & Forever

Beauty

Is

Power

A

Smile Is

Its Sword

Keep SmiLing

GoodMorning

Only 2 persons r very happy in dis world,
1 is MAD & another is CHILD.
Be a MAD to achieve wt you desire
and be a CHILD to spread smile on faces.

Free Send ME SMS

2009-02-12T17:29:00.000-08:00

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.

Acha Bhala Friend Tha
"'
.('.').
'< )|(>'
_/'\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/'\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!

Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)

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Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)

SmS RATES…………
Year 2002: Rs 2
Year 2004: Rs 1
Year 2005: Rs 75
Year 2007: Rs 50
Year 2008/09: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati SMS Messages, Gujarati Shayari

2009-02-12T17:27:00.000-08:00

Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati SMS Messages, Gujarati Shayari

Sukh ni aakhi anukramanika
Andar Dukh na prakran
Tame Jindagi vaanchi chhe?
Vancho to padse samjan..

Prem: Dil mate
Dil: Laagni mate
Laagni: Manushya mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma

Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo
Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,
Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari
Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.

Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato
Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato
Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho
Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?

Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne,
Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..
Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,
Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai

Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,
Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,
Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya
Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal

Nain Ne Nain Male Jyaa Chana,
Thaye Banee Dil Deewana (2)
Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potanaa,
Ho,HuMDuM Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potana

Pyaar ni rangeen lat monghi padi,
Aag sathe ni ramat monghi padi,
Jeet-ta jeetayi gayi baji badhi;
Ek aa Dil ni ladat monghi padi.

Ochintu koi mane raste male ne dhire thi pu6e k "KEM
6e?"
Aapne to kahiye k "Dariya si moj ma ne Upar thi kudrat ni rahem 6e

Chhagan:
Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan:
Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6

Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,
Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis
Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi
Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis

Happy Dashera!
VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukho
no andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aevi subhkamna

Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?
te to bahu sari hati.
Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.

Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,
Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,
Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,
Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.

Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma
Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,
Pela m ke chhe ke "Sundar" maja no khado
Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.

Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi
Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi
Aankho ma ras hato te,
Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.

Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde
Ae munjhvan 6e mane....
Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave
HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane

Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?
Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?
Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?
Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?
=HuMDuM=

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi..

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 cast have,
Yes, its GUJARATI..

Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!

Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA

Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???

Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,
kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,
mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,
jo hichki ave to maf karjo..............

Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,
Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.

Bhina varsad ni komal
bund moklu chhu,
aankh to khol tane
ujas moklu chhu,
pila padi gaya pratiksha na
pandada,
antar thi tane khusbu bhari
yad moklu chhu...

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu
khoti buma bum che doctroni
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.

Mari kabar par lilu lilu ghas ugelu joi…
loko kahe chhe…Aane to marya pachhi pan lila laher chhe….

Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai...

Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma pan farak
kya padyo chhe mohabbat na haal ma,
verso viti gaya chata rakhya che sachvi
aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma..

Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,
fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,
kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,
Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma..

Office SMS Jokes, Office SMS Joke, Office SMS Message, Office Text SMS

2009-02-12T17:25:00.000-08:00

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5. Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby's sex is
wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
11. Doc Control Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don't care…they just want the woman!!

14. Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.

15. Incident Response Manager is a person that has a highly-trained team of security experts ready to respond to the obvious failure in the Intrusion Prevention System when the baby is discovered.

16. DR/BCP Manager is a person who has another man and woman ready at a site at least 100 Km away in case some natural disaster interrupts the primary couple's baby-making process.

17. Helpdesk Manager is a person who, after ensuring the call was redirected at least three times and the couple put on hold for at least a fortnight, finally allows the call to be escalated to him/her and suggests the couple stop lovemaking as they obviously did not follow the instructions which clearly told them how to avoid creating a baby in the first place. He/she also notes that since the baby is now over two weeks old, it is out of warranty and cannot be returned.

Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

2009-02-12T17:24:00.000-08:00

Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

Sardarni: I am pregnant.
Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha.
Apki foto thi mere pass!
Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi…

sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main the

bachcha-papa-papa angoor

sardarji-beta ye angoor nahin angoori hai angoor toh
panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

ghar aakar-mammi ye papa nahin papi hai papa
to panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

"kuch samjhe"?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si..

Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,

Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??

Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

"Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja.." ;-)

Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda DikahO?

Salesman: Plain Me Dikha duun?

Sardar: Abey!

Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do

Valentine Day SMS, Happy Valentines Day, Love Messages

2009-02-12T17:17:00.000-08:00

Valentine Day SMS #1

SOMETHINGS I CAN“T LIVE WITHOUT“

n they r:.....

Icecream, moviez, flowers, love letters, music, rings, butterflies,
full moon, chinese food, jokes, poemz, rumantic nights, shopping, rainy
days AND...

YOU !

And you...

and YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU....

and

YOU !!

Valentine Day SMS #2

Even though

We don’t get to be with each other

As much as we’d like…

I wanted to let you know

In the morning… in the night…

U are on my mind… 24 x 7

Valentine Day SMS #3

Let's share the world.

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Valentine Day SMS #4

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

Valentine Day SMS #5

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

Valentine Day SMS #6

i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!

Valentine Day SMS #7

Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day,
thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you
a Happy Valentine's Day.

Valentine Day SMS #8

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

Usefull Hot Valentine SMS /Scrap / Text Messages

2009-02-12T08:36:00.000-08:00

Don’t wait until it’s too late
Don’t wait until it’s too lateto tell someone how much you love,
how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and
cry, they won’t hear you anymore
Cupid 2 represent valentines day

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

O my dear Valentine

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love
is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
No poems no fancy words

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU
my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

V….is for Valentine

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Hot Top Romantic Valentine SMS and Scrap

2009-02-12T08:31:00.000-08:00

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU
my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,

Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

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U r unique

U r caring and

U r the Best.

And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day,
thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a
Happy Valentines Day.

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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel,
so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel
alone.

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Let's share the world

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.
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Hot Hindi Valentines Day SMS

2009-02-12T08:30:00.000-08:00

Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota hai…
Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti

To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti

Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed

Rishton mai yeh gahrai na hoti…

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,

tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,

hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,

hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…

Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,

Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti

Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,

har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti
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Miss You Valentines Messages For Him & Miss You Valentines Day Messages For Her

2009-02-12T08:20:00.000-08:00

I may be away

but

i'm sure

even when we are

far apart

distance can never change

the love i have for you

in my heart

thinking of you

on valentines day

♥

It's valentines day

and there's love in the air

but every moment seems like an hour to me

because you're not here

missing you a lot

♥

there's no better way

than a red rose to say

you're as beautiful and special

wish I'd there with you

now to tell you so

on valentines day

♥

A valentinewish

from me to say

thiking of you

in a special way

just as i do everyday

happy valentines day

♥

on valentines day

all i want to do is

hug you

kiss you

hold you tight

and be with you

happy valentines day

♥
Twinkle Twinkle little star

how i wish you were not away so far

sending smiles and hugs across the miles

to say i'm thinking of you

I love you Happy Valentines Day

♥

I miss you every day

and specially on valentine day
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Sweet valentine messages, sms and Scrap

2009-02-12T08:18:00.000-08:00

You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

♥

True love means:

2 feel some1 in ever heartbeat,

2 findsome1 in every thought,

2 C some1 with closed eyes,

and 2 miss some1 without good reason :)

♥
Go to hell

coz I'm sure you can make it fun there as well

Happy Valentine's Day

♥

have I told you recently

that I love you

well, just in case I didn't

today I want to say it

over and over, and over again

I love you

♥

This beautiful rose reminds me of your heart & spirit

so I thought this would be perfect for you

Happy Valentine's Day

♥

I can just hardly express my feeling for you in words

so I just thought of showing you what I feel

[make a heart and write "U" inside

I love you

Happy Valentine's Day

♥

Love is like music

the melody is strummed by the heart

with you around sweat heart, my life is a song

Happy Valentine's Day

♥

you've strum the streams of my heart

you're the lyrics I hum all the day

you're the sweet melody

that haunts me always!

Happy Valentines Day

♥
You mean more to me than
you'll ever know. Thank you for always being here for me, sweetheart. I
love you more than anything!!! Love always.

♥
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Valentine day sms and valentine messages

2009-02-12T08:16:00.000-08:00

It still seems like magic

everytime I remember

how love softly touched our hearts

bringing in together

I love you Happy Valentines Day

♥

As the day gives way to night

I miss you having by my side

my heart is singing the song to say

I've been missing you more than words can say

♥
Happy

Valentines

Day

Happy

Valentines

Day

Happy

Valentines

Day

Happy

Valentines

Day

With all my love

♥

Sweeter than the candies

lovellier than the red roses

more huggable than soft toys

that's what you're

here's wishing you a valentines day

that's as special as you're

♥

[write this messages on a candles love card]

To the light of my life

happy valentines day

♥

happy valentines day

you're smoking hot ...!!!

♥

I'm in love with you!

happy valentines day

♥

I'm not very good with words

so I'd keep it simple

happy valentines day

♥
In every moment of every season

during all the joyous moments of celebratinos

on each beautiful day

and on every dreamy night

I wish you be there

I wish you be mine

my heart beats for you

my heart craves for you

just thoughts can't satiate

the desires of my love

just thoughts of yours

with every single breath I take

a voice from within says

I need you

♥

I wonder if you know

how special you are

I wonder if you know

how precious you are

I wonder if you know

how lucky I am

to have you in my life

I love you so much!!!

♥
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Valentines SMS Bulk for Valentines Day Celebrations

2009-02-10T21:19:00.000-08:00

I wish you were my Valentine

Though I may not be yours,

And I may, in my ignorance,

Be speaking to closed doors.

I have no inkling of your heart,

No hint what you might say;

But when I think of you the sun

Will just not go away.

Valentine's Day

Is a wonderful way

To make "I love you"

Easy to say.

It's as if a wall of fear, Transparent yet profound, Came hurtling up as you come near, Cutting off all sound..

Love is never lost if not reciprocated it will flow back and soften and purify the heart happy velentines day.

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have
seen things you only imagine to see, But I have not seen anything
sweeter than you.

I wan't to kiss ur lips,

I wan't to play with ur teeth

I want to teaste ur tounge

Hey ! don't get angry fren

I m toothpaste.........

Happy valentine dear

;-<@

;-<@

;-<@

Roses exclusively from a nice person...

"U"

From a simple person...

"ME"

Keep roses until they dry...

Keep my relation until I die...

Happy Valentine's Day !
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Free English Valentine Premium SMS / Valentine Text Messages.

2009-02-10T21:18:00.000-08:00

"Near ones r not dear, Dear ones r not near". It is easy to remember
the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. Happy Valentine Day.

Its not that I love you because you are beautiful, but you are beautiful becuase I love you.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Love is Life Love is knife.
It cuts our throat,
till the time we thrive,
sorrow and nature, don't go aside,
but smile and say,
that u r my Valentine...Happy Valentine's Day!

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. Happy valentines day.

I Promised u once, il promise u twice this love will never end that i
feel so deep inside, i loved u yesterday and even more 2 day and i
never want this feeling 2 go away, Baby your my Everything, my Angel
from above, you feel my life with so much love meme

I don’t think anything about you. I briefly believe that you are only
mine, and its come my heart, you know nothing about you how much bueaty
you own your imagine.
Realy i miss u..Happy Valentine's Day!
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Free Valantine SMS/ Text Messages for You!

2009-02-10T21:15:00.000-08:00

Your love is like a river peaceful and deep, your soul is like a secret
that I never could keep, When I look into your eyes I know its true,
you were made for me and I for you

U've touched my heart u've touched my soul. b cos of u I now feel
whole. U'll always b my closest friend. u'll b in my heart 2 the very
end.

like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent
rite. if hugz were water id send u the c. n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

I will cover you with love when next I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy. Happy Valentine's day

Frndship is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it
is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time. Happy
Valantine's Day.

You are the most wonderful man I have ever met.

You light up my life and I am always complete and happy -

when I am by your side.

I will love you forever.

You put a smile in my heart. Happy Valantine's Day!

You complete my heart, my soul and my life.

I will always love you, whatever comes.

You are the joy in my laughter and oxygen in every breath.

Don't ever forget me.

Happy Valentine's Day!
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Free Valetine SMS and Text Messages for You!

2009-02-10T21:14:00.000-08:00

Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch I long 4 so mch,Ur voice
so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby I LOVE U

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv.
A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.
A dream is just a dream till it comes true.

Luv was just a word till I heard it from u. [cute valentine sms]

Valentine's day is not just for lovers. Its also 4 frnds who love each other better than lovers HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. [valentine day sms]

I will cover you with love when next I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy. Happy Valentine's day

Frndship is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it
is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time. Happy Valantine's Day.

Adam n Eve started to love, Romeo n Juliet introduced it, Devdas n Paro
suffered 4 it, Laila n Majnu died for it, so my dear friendz beware of
it Feb 14 is ahead ! [Sweet Valentine SMS]

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. [Valentine SMS]
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Funny Valentine Sayings

2009-02-10T21:04:00.001-08:00

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.

It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a
Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special
thoughts tucked into every line and that’s exactly what you’ll find
inside this valentine.

Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth
choose a mate; This day’s Saint Valentine’s. For that good bishop’s
sake Get up and let us see What beauty it shall be That Fortune us
assigns. - Michael Drayton

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you
love because a heart can break but a circle goes
on forever.

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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Hindi Valentines SMS and Hindi Valentines Text Messages !

2009-02-10T21:04:00.000-08:00

Har Kadam Pe Aapka ehesas Chahiye. Mujhe Aapka Sath Apne Paas Chahiye,
Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai pe, Aisi ye Dosti kuch khas
chahiye........

Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki

saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,

Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,

Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,

Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,

paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,

dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
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Free Sexy Hindi Valentines SMS and Text Messages

2009-02-10T21:03:00.000-08:00

Ham se dur jaoge kaise,dil se hame bhulaoge kaise,
ham vo khushbu hai jo baste hai saso me khud ki saso ko rok paoge kaise. Happy Valentines Day!

Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar! Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !

mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar.

U've touched my heart u've touched my soul. b cos of u I now feel
whole. U'll always b my closest friend. u'll b in my heart 2 the very
end.

hum ko hamise churalo dil me kahi thum chupalo,hum akele ko na jau,dur thum se ko na jau.pas akar gale se lagalo.

mohabbat ke bhi kuch andaaz hote hai. Jaagti aankhon mein bhi kuch
khawab hote hai. jaruri nahi hai ki gum mein hi aanson nikle.muskurati
aankhon mein bhi sailaab hote hai

dil mea yadoon ki lakheer choad jayiengea, aankhoon mea aasu ki nami
choad jayiengea, dhundte phiro ge hamea ek din , hum aapki zinda ge me
ek yaar ki kami choad jayiengea

Humare bahut hi karib tum aate ho,

mere dil ko bahut hi bhate ho ,

jab dekhne ko aakh kholta hu to tum nazar hi nahi aate ho.

Here is my Heart,

it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently,

please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Hot Valentine Sms Text Messages

2009-02-10T07:53:00.000-08:00

Love is not an exam to pass or fail,

Love is not a competition to win or loss,

But love is a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

**************

...........TO MY...................

.........VALENTINE...............

....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....

......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........

........AS THE ACEAN.............

....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........

.............AND.................

,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,

.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,..

**************

Without Love -- days r sad day,

moan day, tears day and waste day.

So b in love everyday...

Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day.

**************

I m enthralled by ur beauty,

mesmerized by ur charisma nd spellbound by ur love.

No wonder I am alwayz thinking abt u.

I wish 2 celebrate every Valentine with u. Happy Valentine's Day!

**************

Here is my heart, it iz urs so take it,

Treat it gently, plz do not break it.

Its full of luv thats good nd true,

So please keep it alwayz close to u.

Happy valentine's Day

**************

u R my LOVE,

& u R my VALENTINE

i dO LOVE U

& itS truE i nvR knW mY lifE withouT YOU

plz b mY VALENTINE

i will holD YOU 4eveR!

**************

You mean more 2 me than u will ever know.

Thankyou 4 always being here for me, sweetheart.

I love you more than any thing!!! Love alwayz.

Happy Valentine's Day

**************

Love is the language our hearts use 2 speak 2 one another.

For you, my dear, my heart sings.

Happy Valentine's Day

**************

If I were 2 buy u a bunch of roses,

I would place a plastic 1 in the middle,

then say "My love ll b the last one to die".

Happy Valentine's Day

**************

You brighten my day with the sound of ur voice,

you bring so much laughter & love,

you r every thing 2 me and

I was so blessed wen god sent u here 4 me.

Happy Valentine's Day

**************

No poems no fancy words I just want the world 2 know that

I LOVE U my Princess with all my heart.

Happy Valentine's Day

**************

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me flowers

I asked God 4 water & he gave me an ocean

I asked God 4 an angel & he gave me the best love ever

Happy Valentine's Day

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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes VI

2009-02-10T01:10:00.000-08:00

Urdu
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh
gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat
samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap
hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde
apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Urdu
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere
khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

Urdu
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu
pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to
pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..

Urdu
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise
nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v
sava-lakh ditta.

Urdu
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde
tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to
pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

Urdu
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun
dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na
kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

Urdu
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te
bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje,
Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.

Urdu
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

Mehboob aave ya na aave,

Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

English
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u
listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel
& not how u let go but how u hold on.

English
Another month, another year, another smile,
another tear, another winter, another summer too but there
will never be another you!

English
What is the difference between blood and you?
Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the
heart and stayed.

English
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes
that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur
worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

English
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up
n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that
wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

English
I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I
Love You' because you may not always trust the person you
love but you can always love the person you trust.

English
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let
luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you
start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

English
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations
in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t
stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

English
If I were to describe true luv then I would
describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave
her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

English
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to
someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet
the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

English
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I
looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose
isn't as beautiful as you. 2

English
If I could give u one thing in life, I would
give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only
then would u realise how special u r to me.

English
You put the fun in together,

The sad in apart,

The hope in tomorrow,

The joy in my heart.

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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes V

2009-02-10T01:09:00.001-08:00

English
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1
word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come
true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

English
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for
you would never be found but roses r red and violets are
blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Urdu
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,

muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,

jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,

haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Urdu
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari
majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya
khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Urdu
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,

Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,

Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Urdu
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge

Humein mita sakte ho to mita do

yaadein meri, magar..

kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Urdu
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra

Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera

Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine

Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Urdu
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban

jaye,

chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban

jaye

Urdu
Pani main pathar mat pheko

Koi pani pita hai

Pani main pathar mat pheko

Koi pani pita hai

Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo

Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai

Urdu
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,

sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,

kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,

kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Urdu
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...

ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

Urdu
Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki

saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Urdu
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,

Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...

Khuda aapko har khushi de,

Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Urdu
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,

Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,

Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,

Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

Urdu
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai

Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai

Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain

Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

Urdu
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,

Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,

Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,

Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Urdu
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,

pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,

paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,

dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Urdu
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,

lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,

waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,

bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.

Urdu
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,

Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,

Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,

Ham khud kaise kahe ki

hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

Urdu
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me

Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai

Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge

Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Urdu
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah

Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain

Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Urdu
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,

Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,

Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,

Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Urdu
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat
ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe
poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes IV

2009-02-10T01:09:00.000-08:00

English
Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,

Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,

Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,

Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

English
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men
behind her,

at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,

at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

English
I love you more today than I did
yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

Urdu
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

Mehboob aave ya na aave,

Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

English
I m on a mission:

Misson 2 avoid u,

2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,

2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,

in short....

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

English
D smallest word is I,

the sweetest word is LOVE

and the dearest person

in the world is U.

tats y I Love You..:)

English
Dear O Dear, ur not near

but i can hear

dont get fear

Ur memories r here

liv wid cheer

no mere tear

and ur mine forever!

English
Q:Wat is luv?

*

*

*

*

A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart

n d most amazing thing

is tat u still luv them

wid every broken piece...!

English
A word to say, a word to hear

Even in ur absence i feel u near

R relation is strong..hope it goes long

v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

English
U may miss me

U may ignore me

U may even forget me

But one day if u wanna c me

Dont search, just c ur shadow

i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

English
I'll stand here 4ever,

If 4ever's what it takes,

because u r my 4ever,

and 4ever always waits.....

English
My past says u met me

My future says u wil care 4 me

My present says u wil understand me

But my heart says u wil

Always Remember ME!

English
Red or white

short or tall

wrapped in silver

not wrapped at all

under covers

inside a box

shapes & sizes

love comes in lots.

English
Ur precious love has

turned my life completely around,

I feel lik Im wlaking but

my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly

in tis heart of mine,

d 1 who makes my day brighter,

by making my whole world shine..!

English
Wenever I miss U,

I wont luk 4u in my dreams

or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.

I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

English
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a
reason

but when d luv is real

it becums ur plan 4 life

n reason 4 living..!

English
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,

Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,

Fight 4 d person ho protects u,

n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

English
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.

U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.

U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.

Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

English
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound

Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes

Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE

then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

English
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.
But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which
loves u.

English
Its a nice feeling, wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when
u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go
coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

English
When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely
stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something
true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes III

2009-02-10T01:08:00.000-08:00

English
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you
feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug,
ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I
have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile
again.

English
May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and
warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

English
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will
never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

English
Let's share the world

. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

English
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

English
If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your
guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and
embrace you whenever you feel alone.

Masud Nayan

Miss You SMS

If u wanna know how much I miss you,

If u wanna know how much I miss you,

Try to catch rain drops,

The ones u catch is how much u miss me,

and the ones you miss is how much I miss

English
Close your Eyes,

Close your Eyes,

Relax your Body,

And stop your Breathing as long as you can...

NOW BREATH......

I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

English
My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are
empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I
can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not
with you.

English
Whenever I miss You,

Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.

So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!

It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!

English
Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've
given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each
other – It's how u value each other

English
Tears can sometimes be more special than
smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears
are only shed for people we love.

English
We've known each other,

For a long long time,

But I never really noticed,

All the magic in your eyes,

I've been around you,

A thousand times before,

And you've always been a friend to me,

But now I'm wanting more

English
I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm
with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself,
but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me
that u bring out.

English
Tonight I ask the stars above,

How I'll ever win your love,

What do I do,

What do I say,

To turn your angel eyes my way?

English
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud
convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to
write, all I can write was....I Luv U

English
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others,
from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be
my Valentine.

English
U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be
mine 4ever. I'll always luv u

English
If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for
you would never be found but roses r red and violets are
blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

English
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything
in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U

English
I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not
luv u the way it should b, but I'm always willing to luv u
the way I understand it.

English
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,

The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,

The way u know just what to say, it scares me,

The ways u scare me I luv it.

English
Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the
necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the
impossibility of separation!
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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes II

2009-02-10T01:07:00.000-08:00

English
Love can be
expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it
across the distance to the person who is reading this.

English
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you
feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug,
ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I
have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile
again.

English
May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and
warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

English
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will
never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

English
Let's share the world

. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

English
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

English
If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your
guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and
embrace you whenever you feel alone.

Masud Nayan

Miss You SMS

If u wanna know how much I miss you,

If u wanna know how much I miss you,

Try to catch rain drops,

The ones u catch is how much u miss me,

and the ones you miss is how much I miss

English
Close your Eyes,

Close your Eyes,

Relax your Body,

And stop your Breathing as long as you can...

NOW BREATH......

I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

English
My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are
empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I
can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not
with you.

English
Whenever
I miss You,

Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.

So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!

It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!

English
I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but
most of all, I love you when you are leaving

English
I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y

I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y

But...take... 3 seconds to think of me

1... ...

2... ...

3..................

So sweet now continue your work

English
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be
transfered to a surgery room.

The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your
sms.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Urdu
Husband
asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!

Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.

Hindi Love SMS

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge

Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge

Humein mita sakte ho to mita do

yaadein meri, magar..

kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Urdu
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,

Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,

Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Urdu
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and
companion.

English
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy
Valentine's Day

English
My
soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,

Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine

English
"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your
charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am
always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every
Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

English
If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your
guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and
embrace you whenever you feel alone.

English
Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on
I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one
will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's
Day!
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Valentine's Day Hindi, English and Urdu Text Messages And Jokes

2009-02-10T01:02:00.000-08:00

Hindi, English and Urdu
Wen things go wrong...

Wen sadness fills ur heart...

wen tears flow in ur eyes...

always remember 3 things

1) I'm with u...

2) Still with u...

3) Will ALWAYS b...

English
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,

to miss some1 in crowd,

2 find some1 in every thought,

to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Urdu
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...

Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,

Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi

Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

English
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..

If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..

If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..

if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

English
I dream about you evey night

I shiver when your in sight

I long to hold you close n tight

I wanna be there with all my might

I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

English
When i look at you,

i cannot deny there is God,

cause only God could have created some one

as wonderful n beautiful as you

English
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?

If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?

If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?

If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

English
Smile in Pleasure

Smile in Pain

Smile when trouble pours like Rain

Smile when sum1 Hurts U

Smile becoz SOMEONE still

Loves to see u Smiling!!

English
No shadows 2 depress u

only joys 2 surround u

many friends 2 luv u

God himself 2 bless u

These r my wishes 4 u,

for today, tommorrow & everyday

English
C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u

L= love u

I= i miss u

C= care about u

K= kiss from my heart 2 u

So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

English
Don't go for looks,

they can deceive

Don't go for wealth

even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u

smile becoz only a smile makes

a dark day seem bright..

English
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,

Day & Night my thought r of U..

English
All
I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me

All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true

All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

English
Love
is like a CD track

That links our hearts together

Dont ever break that CD coz

That wud break my heart too.........

English
Message:some text missing*

Sender:Name Missing*

*Number Missing

*Sent:Date missing

*Missing U a lot thats y

everything is missing....

English
Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,

i'll pick them up & gather them all,

coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through

i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

English
Memories r treasured

no1 can steal.

Parting is heartache

no1 can heal.

Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone

but i'll remember u

no matter how long..

Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.

Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and
companion.

English
No
poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I
LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's
Day

English
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,

Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine

English
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,

Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life
sweetheart.

English
Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day,
waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in
love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

English
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,
so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

English
"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your
charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am
always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every
Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Marital Woes SMS

2009-01-13T05:03:00.000-08:00

Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!

Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!

Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.

In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight!

A time comes in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.

Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!

Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh

On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.

Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy

Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK

The groom stood naked in front of the mirror:
2 inches more & I'd be a king
Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen

Recommended dosage of viagra:
New Girlfriend: No Need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
Mistress: 1 Tablet
Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The judge said; I havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It' non of ur business, she was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted like that.

Pappu meets his father in red light area. Pappu: Papa aap yahan?
Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe jate.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewar le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

Letter to mom by her daughter a month after her marriage: Fine here mom, but one problem... my husband keeps on fucking me all the time... while bathing, cooking, dish washing even while washing, Ironing clothes! I'm fucked up mom... Any idea to control his urges? Sorry for the SHAKY HANDWRITING.

What is a man's definition of foreplay?
Half an hour of serious begging!

Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.

A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!

One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.

Dentist didn't get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

Husband: I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in ur ear?
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I've been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still fuckin talking.

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven. 'One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.'

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

Q: What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?
A: They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet.

Q: Why does a woman have two pair of lips?
A: One is for fighting and one is to make up.

Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha!

A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don't eat it. It's a fucking asshole.

Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

Son kills a butterfly.
Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.
Son kills a honeybee.
Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.
Mom kills a cockroach.
Son: Dad u tell her or should I?

Man: Bless me God! My son is drug addict, my daughter is a call girl, my wife is a gambler.
God: Is anything +ve in ur family?
Man: I'm HIV positive.

Unborn twins in the mother's stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante.

Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?
First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.

Man 2 wife on wedding night: R u sure that I'm the 1st man you have slept with?
Wife: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Playboy has started a special edition 4 married men. The same woman is featured every month.

A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when g/f is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant.

'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.'

It has been determined that the most often sexual position for married couples is the doggie position!
The hubby sits up and begs while the wife rolls over and plays dead!

Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

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Adult Shayari SMS

2009-01-13T04:45:00.000-08:00

Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

Kya aap SEX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.

Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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Happy Merry Christmas

2008-12-13T18:13:00.000-08:00

Wishing u merry x-mas!!

For thy lord
your God had made it possible for u
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Happy Merry Christmas

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

I wish U Lovely X-mas

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable "
I wish U Enjoyable "
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

May this Christmas be so special

May this Christmas be so special
that you never ever feel lonely again
and be surrounded by loved ones throughout!

A blessed Christmas to you!

A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope
and love.

A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas is a time when

Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.

The warmth and joy of Christmas

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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Wishing u a very prosperous 2009

2008-12-12T17:49:00.000-08:00

Wishing u a very prosperous 2009

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2009.

Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

New rules of life for 2009

New rules of life for 2009
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Little keys open big locks

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2008

Thre have been many time in 2008

Thre have been many time in 2008
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
.
.
.
.
today I just wanna tell you
.
.
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2009.

Advance happy new year

Aaj
ki
duniya
bohat
advance
hai

Isi
advance
duniya
ki
advance
technology
m
rehnay
wale

1 advance
banday
ki taraf
se aap ko

Advance "happy new year"

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Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

2008-12-12T17:45:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

Happy last month of the year

Happy last month of the year

May God achieve your all remaining goals
in this last month of the year,
Whatever u havn't completd in 11 months
Ameen!

2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

My wishes for you in year 2009

My wishes for you in year 2009
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2009.

We will open the book of 2009

We will open the book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.

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gande sms

2008-12-11T17:42:00.000-08:00

Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

Always start your day with a lot of S E X …

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai …

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

I want to suck you … lick you

I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that's how you … eat an ice cream!

Us nay kaha aur dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

Aik bar karo na plz…

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

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Gande hindi SMS

2008-12-11T17:39:00.000-08:00

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

aaj tumhein akeiley mein….

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

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Adult SMS / Text Messages

2008-12-11T17:35:00.001-08:00

Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Cheating kion ?

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

"Aao kamray mein chalain"

Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

Usne utari saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Adult SMS in Hindi

2008-12-11T17:32:00.000-08:00

He came at night, explored my body ….

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
..
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish … on my bed

I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

It's the things that satisfies your mind

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

Difference between stress, tension & panic

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

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Adult SMS

2008-12-11T17:29:00.001-08:00

What's an average 6 inch long

What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
.
LG KG 195

It's too tight

Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We'll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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Hindi Holi SMS

2008-03-20T07:57:00.001-07:00

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
Holi Mubarak!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Funny Holi SMS
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

English Holi SMS
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!
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ASCII SMS

2008-02-11T20:47:00.001-08:00

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Y
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Y
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

.-. .-.-. .-.
! ” ! ” !
“-..-”‘-..-” MY
SWEET HONEY!

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

( /
; )
( /
SO rahe ho KYA?
(@
; (
(@
GHOORO MAT
( I
; )
( ì
AANKHEIN KHOLO
( ì
; )
(é
DONO KHOLO
(é
; )
(é
CHALO sms karo

o,,,o /),/)
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)
U’n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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Free Anniversary SMS Messages

2008-02-11T20:42:00.001-08:00

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!

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Majedaar SMS

2008-02-11T05:03:00.001-08:00

what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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Funny SMS

2008-02-11T05:02:00.001-08:00

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

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Romantic sms messages

2008-02-11T04:59:00.001-08:00

Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

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Adult SMS Messages Collection 3 / gande sms

2008-02-11T04:34:00.001-08:00

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday

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Adult SMS Messages Collection 2 / gande sms

2008-02-11T04:33:00.001-08:00

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

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Adult SMS Messages Collection 1/ gande sms

2008-02-11T04:31:00.001-08:00

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
Books And Study

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

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Free Valentines Day Sms

2008-02-11T04:18:00.001-08:00

Don't rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

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Valentines Day Sms , Valentines Day

2008-02-11T04:16:00.001-08:00

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!

Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.

Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!

Let's share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

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Romantic Destinations

2008-02-11T04:09:00.001-08:00

Be it your home or any beautiful place in the world, it becomes romantic with your power to make it romantic. Yet there are some places that provide better comfort and that romantic feel than home. Romance can be explored by visiting any special place and create a big album of romantic memories. There are some extremely beautiful places in the world that eventually indulges you in the romantic mood.
A romantic place is always governed by certain factors. A romantic destination has to be perfect according to the taste of your partner and yours. The most important factors that determine an ideal romantic destination are:

Weather: An equable climate is preferred most. For some, a snowy area is the most Romantic destination.
Beauty: Second comes the beauty of the place. People like to explore the beauty of the place they are visiting.
History: Some are highly lured by the history of the place. They want to know more about the place they are visiting. Some historical love stories associated with it which makes it more appealing.
Location: A place located near a sea-shore, a snowbound area or a warm area, deserted area are some of the most preferred locations of people.
Company: If you are visiting a place with a good company then it can make your trip the biggest fun.

Some Popular Romantic Destinations
Ideally romantic destination has to be different, splendid and must be able to give an ever-lasting impression. The most popular ones are briefed below:

Amsterdam: If you want to get cosy with your partner then the heavy winters of Amsterdam are waiting for you all. Ancient churches, beautiful old streets with pleasant cultural environment creates romance everywhere. The city has beautiful architecture, canals and is certainly classic with its food stores and line of restaurants. Visit this enigmatic historical place to give a start to your love and passion filled relation.

Niagra Falls: To make that romantic feel splurge in your partner, make a visit to the spectacular Niagra Falls in late Spring season. Spring is the perfect time to go with your lover. At this time sun gives it glow to the entire falls making it such a romantic place. Spend sometime with your love there and see how special he/she feels.

Alaska: Alaska has a breathtaking charm. The place is famous for its scenic beauty. Alaska provides a good relaxing vacations. You can do many things to make your partner feel happy. Around June 21st which is the longest day of the year, it remains light for most of the night is such a romantic and lively experience that makes this place more special. It helps to maintain that feeling of togetherness.

Paris: The most romantic holiday destination – Paris is famous for its history and traditional outlook. If you are planning for a different romantic place, spring time in Paris is an exact time yo visit with your mate. Go to the top of the Eiffel Tower with your partner, over to the Louvre to see the Mona Lisa. Take a long walk along the tree lined streets of Paris and share those romantic moments spent together.

Goa: Goa in India, is regarded as the 'Honeymooners Paradise'. Goa is famous for its world heritage culture. Besides, the beautiful beaches is the most attractive and romantic part of the place. Water sports, fairy trips and the lavish sea food make the moment more romantic. Feel the breeze on a nearby beach side of your hotel which is exactly what the two on holiday need.

The Bahamas: If you are planning for amazing vacations with your sweetheart then the Bahamas is the right place you must be looking for. As soon as we hear about the place only one thing captures our mind - “The Country of 700 islands”. New England style architecture and traditional activities mostly lures the couples to spend the special Valentine over here.

French Riviera: The beautiful city of Italy is famous for its magnificent art and architecture. With a very small population, cultural heritage and the beautiful Arno River has given the place a splendid view. The historical monuments reflects the love-hate relationships people have faced in the past and the recent years.

Sydney: Sydney, the harbor city has all in it which one would look for a perfect Valentine celebration. The city provides multiple options from shopping, dining, clubbing and some of the world's most attractive places to visit. A couple in a relaxing mood can become a part of beach culture or just chill out at Bondi. And if you are looking for some adventure then you may climb the Sydney Harbor Bridge which will bring thrill and excitement for all.

Well, romance can be found anywhere and everywhere if you have that passion to make any moment romantic with your partner. Some other romantic destinations can be Koh Samui, New York, Vienna, Milan, Rome, Cyprus and Mauritius. By this time, you must have shortlisted the place where you want to make your love feel special.

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Romantic Movies

2008-02-11T04:07:00.001-08:00

Valentine's Day brings in the season of watching some romantic, passion filled and ardent movies with your darling. A candle light dinner, soft music, dim lights and a romantic movie are the main ingredients for a special and fun-filled Valentine's Day celebration. So, what are you waiting for, boost up the romantic moment and live in the romantic spirit this Valentine.
On Valentine's Day one can choose from a multiple options of romantic movies and make the day the most memorable one. A romantic movie is the most important part of the day's celebrations as it expresses the feelings with unspoken words.
Different Categories of Romantic Movies
Choice of the romantic movies depends upon the type of a person you and your beloved are. Always select the movie keeping in mind the taste of your beloved. It should be one which can move, touch and create a feeling of oneness between you and your beloved. Some of the most popular romantic movies to be watched with your love to create that special aura of romance are given below:

Romantic Bollywood Movies
Treasure the feel of love with your sweetheart by watching some romantic Bollywood movies. Indian film industry is a big reservoir of love stories. Stars of yesteryears have created some great romantic moments which are highly enjoyed by today's generation.

Awara: It is one of the true classics which created a very intense on screen chemistry between Nargis and Raj Kapoor. Most of the story occupies the flashback in which a slum boy fells in love with a lawyer. The reunion of the two after twelve years was one of the most heart touching scenes.

Bobby: Bobby is amongst the top romantic movies. The movie revolved around two teenagers falling in love with each other. The song in which Dimple Kapadia and Rishi Kapoor gets locked up in a room is truly romantic.

Dil: Dil starring Madhuri Dixit and Aamir Khan was one of the hit romantic drama movies of 1990. It is a love story leading to an quarrel between the families of the two lovers. Like any other Hindi movies, story had a happy end with the two living happily ever after.

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge: DDLJ as it is popularly called was the biggest hit of its time. Top Bollywood stars, Kajol and Shahrukh khan made the story seem real. The romantic scenes and the common Indian family scenes gave it rave reviews.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is also one of the big romantic movies. It is a love triangle where one dies (Rani Mukherjee) and gives the responsibility of reuniting the other two (Shahrukh and Kajol) to her daughter.

Andaz: The movie is a comic love triangle which shows complexity of love and silent longing. Andaz captures the imagination totally.

Devdas: In 1956, Devdas proved to be a blockbuster film. The film was remade with Shahrukh in the lead and was again a success. Devdas is a rich and handsome young man who is madly in love with her beautiful neighbour, Paro. Forced by circumstances, Paro marries a rich but ageing zamindar. Heart broken, Devdas takes too drinking and gains sympathy of a nautch girl Chandramukhi. The fim has a tragic end with Devdas dying infront of Paro house.

Other Bollywood movies

Old Romantic Movies
Aradhana
Kashmir Ki Kali
Mughal-e-Azam
Pakeezah
Love Story
Ek Duje ke Liye
Recent Romantic Movies
Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Maine Pyar Kiya
Baghban
Bombay
Kal Ho Na Ho
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam

Romantic Hollywood Movies
The list of romantic movies in Hollywood industry is quite long. These are really heart warming, touching and extremely romantic ones. Some of the most popular romantic movies are briefed below:

Casablanca: Casablanca of 1942 is still watched with same fun and romantic awe as it spelled its magic earlier. It is simply the greatest love story ever made in the Hollywood industry. The characters were so moving and deeply associated with their roles which created a real life scene in the movie.

Breakfast at Tiffany's: To spend cheerful and happy moments of laughter with your mate, then this Hollywood movie is a perfect answer. A very soft, loving and a light-hearted love story defining the performance of Audrey Hepburn as a call-girl.

Love Story: It is a simple yet unforgettable movie. The movie revolves around the duo madly in love with each other. The boy in the movie belongs to a rich family who marries his poor love who get sick and dies later on. The movie had very hearty and touchy vibes.

Titanic: A fictional love story of Kate Winslett and Leonardo is simple and beautiful based on historical sinking of the gigantic Titanic. Audience saw the sinking of Titanic through the eyes of these two lovers.

Pretty Woman: It is a magnanimous love story about a wealthy businessman falling for effervescent hooker. Roberts and Gear an incredible on-screen chemistry. The movie seems to be a so natural and convincing which helped it earn rave reviews.

City of Angels: City of Angels is a heart-touching love story which reflects about life and death. The story seems to be realistic and touches the soul as an angel named Nicolas gives up eternity in heaven to be with a woman on Earth.

Love Actually: The movie 'Love Actually' is a comedy, drama and a superb love story. There are 8 story-lines with different love stories. The movie makes a statement "Love actually is all around". The director has beautifully presented different facets of emotions. Love triumphs, fails, begins, ends and love is born anew.

Other Popular Hollywood Movies

The Bridges of Madison County
When Harry Met Sally
The Lake House
My Best Friend's Wedding
The Fountain
The Science of Sleep
Roman Holiday
Sense and Sensibility
The Last Kiss
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Rain Man
Mixed Nuts
Working Girl

The list of such romantic movies is endless both in Bollywood and Hollywood. Romantic movies can further be bifurcated into comedy, adventurous comedy, thriller valentine movies and if you are a happily married couple and wish to watch movie with your kids then also there are some good options. So, by now, you must have chosen the type of movie to be seen with your love this valentine. Ty out this romantic movie idea and witness the spark it casts in your life.

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Valentine's Day Love Quotes

2008-02-11T04:03:00.001-08:00

Here is a collection of some of the most popular Valentine's Day Love Quotes by some of the most celebrated writers of our times. Enjoy the sweetness of love through these romantic Valentine's Day Quotes engrossed in the though of your Valentine. You may also quote these lines in the Valentine's Day Card you may have got for your beloved.
If you too have written a Valentine Day Quote do share it with us and we will carry it along with your name in this page.
The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.
Somerset Maugham

Love is not weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.
Boris Pasternak

Truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart.
Friedrich Schiller

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
Steve Winwood

Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest...
Mirela

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint

Love - a terribly misunderstood emotion, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Unknown

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Leo Buscaglia

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard

Love is not finding someone to live with; it's finding someone you can't live without-
Rafael Ortiz

Love is a game that two can play and both win by loosing their heart.
Eva Gabor

Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery

Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Proverb

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov

True love stories never have endings.
Richard Bach

Who, being loved, is poor?
Oscar Wilde

At the touch of love and heart, everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

If music be the food of love, play on.
Shakespeare

It is never too late to fall in love.
Sandy Wilson

Where there is love, there is life.
Mahatma Gandhi

The heart has its reasons, which reason does not know.
Pascal

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Robert Bro

When love is not madness, it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Why is it when you love someone so much that you can never find the right words to tell them?
alb to Justin

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
Khalil Gibran

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
Robert Browning
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.
Albert Camus (1913-1960)

It's not the men in my life that count -- it's the life in my men.
Mae West (1892-1980)

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown

At the touch of Love every one becomes a poet.
Plato

Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
Joyce Cary

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
Rosemonde Gerard

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
Author Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
William Shakespeare, Mid-Summer Night's Dream, 1595

The course of true love never did run smooth.
William Shakespeare

But to see her was to love her,
Love but her, and love for ever.
Robert Burns

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
Catullus

'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Tennyson

If I were pressed to say why I loved him,
I feel that my only reply could be:
'Because it was he, because it was I'.
Michel de Montaigne

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My Valentine

2008-02-11T04:01:00.001-08:00

Valentines is near
Just wishing you were here
You will always be near
My heart will never be the same
Beneath my skin, my soul lies waiting for you
Everyday I think of you I feel blue
Never give up hope
Remembering the first kiss
All I ask is to be with you
And for you to be my Valentine
For I will always cherish your heart in mine

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Be my Valentine

2008-02-11T04:00:00.001-08:00

I think of you often...I do,
From morning 'til evening I do,
When memories bring laughter
Or moments bring pain,
There is faithfulness, too, once again.
And time always shows me
And God always shows me
Both sunshine and rain,
How, we gain yearly
From the love we're share dearly.
So, my dear, my sweet bubbaloo,
Remember our love, dulce bubbaloo,
For we've come so far and there's so much to come
And I have love to yet give
For the life we will live...together.
Make little of what makes you cry,
Be sure that what makes you cry
Has greater desire and a more certain will
To pray for His help from above
and restore the feelings of love.
So let's stir up our passion today,
Let memories give way today,
To the now and the future
For the joys and hopes and for all
The times my heart hears you call.
I'm so glad,
I'm so glad,
I love you
You love me fine
Be my Valentine.

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Love SMS Jokes

2008-02-11T03:57:00.001-08:00
Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope, Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile, Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.
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I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
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I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...take... 3 seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So sweet now continue your work
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Miss You SMS

2008-02-11T03:56:00.001-08:00

If u wanna know how much I miss you,
If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones you miss is how much I miss
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Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
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My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I can't kiss you but. My heart is breaking because I'm not with you.
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Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
It's all your fault; You made me miss you so much!
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Happy Valentine's Day

2008-02-11T03:55:00.001-08:00

No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day
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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
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Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
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"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
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Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
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I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
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Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.
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To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.
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May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!
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My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
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Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
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Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
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If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Hindi Love SMS

2008-02-11T03:54:00.001-08:00
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
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Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
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Free Valentine's Day SMS

2008-02-11T03:52:00.001-08:00

Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other – It's how u value each other

• Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love.

• We've known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I've been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you've always been a friend to me,
But now I'm wanting more

• I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

• Tonight I ask the stars above,
How I'll ever win your love,
What do I do,
What do I say,
To turn your angel eyes my way?

• I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

• What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

• U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure. U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u

• If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

• Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U

• I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I'm always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

• The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

• Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!

• When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

• In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4 life n reason 4 living.

• A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

• Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

• At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

• I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

• Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR: Happy New Year 2008

2007-12-30T02:53:00.001-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR: Happy New Year 2008
Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, Peace for march,
No worries for April Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2008

Hi my dearest friend i wish u a year ful of love,prosperity,brightness,success,happiness..very "Happy new year" friend!!!

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

ON THE PAGES OF ROSES WITH THE INK OF MOON LIGHT A PEN OF LOVE HAVE WRITTEN WORDS FOR U "HAPPAY NEW YEAR" FOR U

Before the sunsets in this YEAR,
before the memories FADE,
and before the networks get jammed ......................................................
let me wish you and your family a

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear: Happy New Year 2008
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Happiness keeps U sweet, Trails make U strong, Sorrows keep U human, Failure keeps U humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep going! Happy New Year! . New is the year, New r the hopes & the aspirations, New is the resolution, New r the spirits & forever my warm wishes are for U. Have a promising & fulfilling New Year.

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2008.

"First romance, first love, is something so special to all of us, both emotionally and physically, that it touches our lives and enriches them forever." - Rosemary Rogers
"First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity."- George Bernard Shaw
"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end." - Benjamin Disraeli
"We never forget those who make us blush." - Jean-François De La Harpe
"Young love is from the earth, and late love is from heaven." - Turkish Proverb
"First love is dangerous only when it is also the last." - Branislav Nusic

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
___________________________________________________
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
___________________________________________________
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
___________________________________________________
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
___________________________________________________
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
___________________________________________________
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
___________________________________________________
Before the golden sun sets,
2007's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2008 every moment is enjoyed
___________________________________________________
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
___________________________________________________
Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

Happy New Year SMS, Happy New Year SMS 2008, Messages on New Year, New Year 2008 Messages, New Year Mobile SMS, New Year SMS, New Year SMS Messages, Top 10 New Year SMS
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Jokes with full of fun

2007-12-30T02:49:00.001-08:00

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘as Law’ kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

FOOL se, FOOL NE,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya ‘
You are the most beautiFOOL,
ColorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Jua ‘, ‘ So-Hua’
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear ..
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New Year SMS, New Year SMS Messages, Happy New Year SMS, Happy New Year SMS 2008, New Year 2008 Messages, New Year Mobile SMS, Top 10 New Year SMS

2007-12-30T02:47:00.001-08:00

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
___________________________________________________
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
___________________________________________________
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
___________________________________________________
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
___________________________________________________
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
___________________________________________________
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
___________________________________________________
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
___________________________________________________
Before the golden sun sets,
2007's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2008 every moment is enjoyed
___________________________________________________
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
___________________________________________________
Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.
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DARD- Bhari SMS Shayaris

2007-12-30T02:46:00.001-08:00

Nadaani mein hum kisse apna samajh beithe
jo dikhaaya uss bewafa ne sapna hum haqeeqat samajh beithe
dekho aaj chod diya hamein usne ek gair ke liye
jisse hum apna humsafar samajh beithe
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Iss jahan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti
Toh safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazaaye maut
Toh deewano ki kabre yun udhas na hoti
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Tumse rishta tod bhi nahin sakte aur jod bhi nahin sakte
tu Bewafa hai yeh soch ke tumse muh mod bhi nahin sakte
beshaq tu kisi aur ke haathon ki lakeeron mein hi sahi
yeh soch ke hum tumse milne ki aas chod bhi nahin sakte
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Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
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Dil ke dard ko dil torne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.
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Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de sake wo meharbaan nahi milta
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Hadse banke log yahaan mila karte hai
zakhm dene ke hi saaman diya karte hai
roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
roz hi hum maut ke saaye mien jiya karte hai..
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Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai
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Kya faaida hua hai ab intezaar karke
Gardish mein aagaye hai..Hum tumse pyar karke
Iss daur mein Wafa ka..Hum karobaar karke
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se pyar karke
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Dilo me aarzu ke diye jalate rahenge,
Aankhon se aansu nikalte rahenge.
Tum shama bankar dil me roshni to karo,
Hum mom bankar uhee pighalte rahenge….
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Teri bewafaayi ka kissa jab jab yaad aayega
mere tan badan mein ek aag si bharkaayega
jo tu ne kiya koi dushman bhi nahin aisa karta
dekh lena ek din tu bhi bohat pachtaayega
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Kya pata tha vo bhi itna pyar karke dil tod jaayega
itna pyar dil mein bhar ke muh mod jaayega
ae bewafa tu jis se bhi dil lagaayega dekhna
vo bhi aise hi tera dil tod jaayega
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Bewafaayi ka dard kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
tanha raaton mein rona kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
takleef mein jeene ki aadat si hogayi ab ae dost
jab apna koi dhagga kare toh kaisa lagta hai….
Koi Humse Puche
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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye
aag aisi lagayi ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye
Aaj bhi rote hai unhe yaad karke
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE
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Gile kagaz ki tarha hai jindgi apni,
koi jalata bhi nahi or koi bahata bhi nahi,
is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki,
koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi
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na lub se aah na dil se sada niklti hai
magr yeh baat bari dur tuk ja niklti hai
wo zindgi ho k duniya faraz kya kijye
jis se ishk karo bewafa niklti hai
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Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti
toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti
kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti
toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti
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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
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Thodi si shararat (Funny SMS)

2007-12-30T02:44:00.001-08:00

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega.

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai.

Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ’smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Wife: Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbar tumhare hathon me rehti.
Husband: Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se, issi bahane har din nayi nayi toh milti.

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho…!!

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
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.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.
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My Favourite SMS Shayaries from Hindi Movies

2007-12-30T02:43:00.001-08:00

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi
From Movie Dil jale

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.
From Movie Dil jale

Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum
From Movie Dil jale

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De
phool khilte hai bahaaron ka samaa hota hai
aise mausam mein hi to pyaar javaan hota hai
dil ki baaton ko hothon se nahi kehte,
ye fasaana to nigaahon se bayaan hota hai
from Sarforash

Kaate Na hin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,
Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,
Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,
Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke…
from Hum hain aap ke koun Movie

garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai
hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai…
jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath..
naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai
From Raaz

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…

Phir Shaam-E-Tanhaai Jaagi
Phir Yaad Tum Aa Rahe Ho
Phir Jaan Nikalne Lagi Hai
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Phir Mujhko Tadpaa Rahe Ho
Is Dil Mein Yaadon Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Bahut Hum Akele Hain
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…

Kya Kya Na Socha Tha Maine
Kya Kya Na Sapne Sajaaye
Kya Kya Na Chaaha Tha Dil Ne
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Kya Kya Na Armaan Jagaaye
Is Dil Se Toofaan Guzarte Hai
Tum Bin To Jeete Na Marte Hai
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…

Tum Bin Jiya Jaaye Kaise
Kaise Jiya Jaaye Tum Bin
Sadiyon Se Lambi Hain Raatein
Sadiyon Se Lambe Hue Din
Aa Jaao Lautkar Tum, Yeh Dil Keh Raha Hai…
From Tum bin

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
to dard nahi hota
Takleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadkan suna gaye
from Devdas Movie

pyar ne ye kaisa tohfa de diya
mujhko gumo ne pathar bana diya
teri yaadon main hi kat gayi ye umar
kehta raha tujhe kab ka bhula diya
from Pyar ka Toffa Movie

Jisne Hamko Chaha, Use Hum Chah Naa Sake.
Jisko Hamne Chaha, Use Hum Paa Naa Sake.
Ye Soch Lo Ki, Dil Tutne Ka Khel Hai,
Kisi Ka Toda Aur, Apna Bacha Naa Sake.
from Dil ka Khel Movie

Tum milo na milo,na milne ka gham nahi,
tum paas se hi gujar jaao, milne se kum nahi.
maana ki tumhe hamaari kadr nahi,
magar unse puchho jinhe hum haasil nahi.
from Tum Movie

“Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.”
from unknown movie

Hum ne jab kiya dard-e-dil ko baya, to sher ban gaya,
Logo ne suna wah wah kiya, dard aur badh gaya.
Mohobbat ki paak rooh mere shero me hai,
Ek likha, gam kam kiya to gam aur badh gaya.

Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !”

“Tanhai ke mausam mein
Ankhain takti bas tumko
Zamana dekhta raha humko
Sapno ki raahain dekhti bas tumko”

Kyun tu muje apna sa lage,
Juda hoke bhi tu mera saaya sa lage,
Kaise bataun ab bhi mohhabat hai tujse,
Tuje khokar bhi tuje paaya sa lage..
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Funny SMS

2007-12-30T02:41:00.001-08:00

This was a missed call
One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Girls r like phones

Girls are like phones.
We like to be held
and talked too-
but if u press the
wrong button
u’ll be disconnected!

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Door kahin ek basti thi

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo
Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,
Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.

Pillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Adult Funny SMS Messages Collection

2007-12-30T02:40:00.001-08:00

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
boy said to girl :” see i told you to not to worry!!!!”.

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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Happy New Year SMS collection: Part1

2007-12-30T02:36:00.001-08:00

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.
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Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed
----------------------------------------

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
----------------------------------------

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
----------------------------------------

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
----------------------------------------

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
-----------------------------------------

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
------------------------------------------

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
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Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Happy New Year SMS Message

2007-12-30T02:32:00.001-08:00

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

Es Naye Saal mein
Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar.

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

May The Year 2008 Bring for You….
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME

Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK

Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar
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Welcome 2008

2007-12-30T02:27:00.001-08:00

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year.

NAYA SAAL MUBARAK
Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

Welcome 2008
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME!

Happy New Year 2008
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2008.

BRAND NEW YEAR
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year Resolution
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying.

Fill ur life with Happiness
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Keep the smile
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

New Year Words
For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year.

Happy New Year, Happy New Year SMS, New Year Text Messages, New Year Wishes, New Year Words Celebrities Greetings, New Year Greetings, New Year Wishes
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wife sms

2007-12-29T03:30:00.001-08:00

A beggar- ';Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife i

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes,

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband:
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Husband:if i Die will u ReMarry??
wife:no'i will stay with my sister...
Wife:if i Die will u Re-marry???
Hus:i'll also stay with ur SISTER
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Welcome 2008

2007-12-29T03:25:00.001-08:00

Khushboo k liay
"PYAR"
Nibhane k liye
"AANKHAIN"
Dil churane k liye
Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
"MERI YAAD"
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr

"PHOOL"Khushboo k liay"PYAR" ibhane k liye"AANKHAIN"Dil churane k liyeOr Yeh Msg Ap Ko"MERI YAAD"Dilane Ke liye..HaPpy NeW YeAr.

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare GumNew Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!.

*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum don ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!

gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a ?Happy New Year?.

2007 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo
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happy new year 2008

2007-12-29T03:24:00.001-08:00

Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year.

Naye saal aaye banke ujale,Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

Pura ho aapke sare Aim,Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2008, 2007 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year.

Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....Fresh Talent....Fresh Energy....I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday,Marvellous Monday,Tasty Tuesday,Wonderful Wednesday,Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz...
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2007
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2008
So Njoy With It !

I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You...12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,365 Days Success,8760 Hours Good Health,52600 Minutes Good Luck,3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

In ?The Universal Bank of God?? God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you? So,Enjoy spending? Happy New Year.

May The Year 2008 Bring for You....Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Memorable moment r celebrate together,U r my best friend for now & forever,Make me Miss U even more this New Year,Hope this 2008 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year brings just Happiness not
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,Everybody loves only You Dear,All your Problems will be Finish......It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
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happy new year 2008 sms messages

2007-12-29T03:17:00.001-08:00

WYH WI YO HA
WYH
WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
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*NEW YEAR 2008*
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(Language: Bangali)Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.

2007 Sabse ho raha hai dur,Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastoor,Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,Naye Saal aayahe chalo...DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any riskEs ummid ka sath Wish You a ......Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008! (Language: Bangali)Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dul

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

din gujar gaya hai intejaar mai , raat gujar gayi intejaar mai , Naya saal mubark ho aapko , 2007 beet gaya aapke SMS k intejar mai.

Ek-Khubsurti..! Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapna..! Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..! Ek-Ahsas..! Ek-Astha..! Ek-Vishvas..! Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year.

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

Es Naye Saal mai..Jo to chahe wo tera ho,Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year!!By UZZAL HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara, Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah	Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!	Kya aap SEX karte hai, Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain, Kya aap AIDS se darte hai, To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai, HATH chale to AIDS tale.

Door gaon mein ek basti thi, Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi, Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi, Jitna dalo utna hasti thi., But why r u smiling?	Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!	Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse, aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan, ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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Happy Merry Christmas

Wishing u merry x-mas!!

Happy Merry Christmas

I wish U Lovely X-mas

May this Christmas be so special

A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas is a time when

The warmth and joy of Christmas

Wishing u a very prosperous 2009

Wishing u a very prosperous 2009

Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

New rules of life for 2009

Little keys open big locks

Thre have been many time in 2008

Advance happy new year

Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

Happy last month of the year

2009 is at the door…RememberLife is short, break the rules,Forgive quickly,love truly,laugh uncontrollably,andnever regret anything that made you smile.

Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year 2009 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

My wishes for you in year 2009

We will open the book of 2009

gande sms

Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…

Come here, take off your pents and knickers

Always start your day with a lot of S E X …

In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai …

I want to suck you … lick you

Us nay kaha aur dabao

Aik bar karo na plz…

Gande hindi SMS

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Sardar on phone:

aaj tumhein akeiley mein….

Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….

A girl phoned me

Adult SMS / Text Messages

Tujhey sub pata hai

Cheating kion ?

one girl asked to pappu

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.