Funny Valentine Sayings

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.




It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely verses too To make a
Valentine thats nice enough for you It takes a world of special
thoughts tucked into every line and that’s exactly what you’ll find
inside this valentine.





Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth
choose a mate; This day’s Saint Valentine’s. For that good bishop’s
sake Get up and let us see What beauty it shall be That Fortune us
assigns. - Michael Drayton




Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you
love because a heart can break but a circle goes
on forever.





I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

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