Bacho Ki Wajah :Suna Hia Car Mein Aage Wali Seat Per Bacho Ki Wajah se Haadse Hote Hain Aur Peche Wali Seat Per
Haadso Ki Wajah Se Bache Hote Hain So Plz Avoid Car ...
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Bacho Ki Wajah :
Suna Hia Car Mein Aage Wali Seat Per Bacho Ki Wajah se Haadse Hote Hain
Aur Peche Wali Seat Per
Haadso Ki Wajah Se Bache Hote Hain
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
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Sardar..Papa condom kia hota hai?
Sardar’s Papa..Chal bhaag mujhay nahi pata.
Sardar..Tabhi to hum 11 bhai hain..!hehehe
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arz kiya hai jee
aahhmm ahhmm
saya kiya para pattoon(leaves)pay choot ka
loray uchal uchal kay darkhatoon par charh gaye
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Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye PAPPU par condom chadhaana
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Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
jetto: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band karke soya kar
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Happiness is like penis; always looks small if u hold it in ur hands but when u learn to share it, u'll realize how big & precious it is!
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A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he
didn't know. Husb asked maid. Maid replied: Saab,aapko to maloom hai
mai kuchh nahi pahanti.
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Thehro tau, sadharan condom se lalach mat kar,ye biwi ki puddi aur
vikas ka mamla hai, do rupay ki chay kam pi lena magar extra ribbed
DANDA condom hi lena.
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MIRINDA condom : Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.
MRF condom : Extra rubber, extra milage.
MOOV condom : Aah se Aaha tak.
IODEX condom : Andar tak jaye, Aaram dilaye!!
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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me
phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai.aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi
nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."
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Khawahish thi hamari ke shalwar unn ki utarein....
Sanam ki be-rukhi tou dekho..nangi hee chali aayein...
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Teacher : kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student : jalta hua bulb
Teacher : why
Student : kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rdhi thi "bulb bujha do
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