Inspirational SMS Quotes, Inspirable SMS Jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the
barber whispers to a Customer, "This is the Dumbest Kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
to you."
The barber puts A Dollar
in one hand and 25 Cents
in the other, then calls
the boy over and asks, "Which one do you want, son.?"

The boy takes 25 cents
and leaves.
He goes and buys an
ice cream..

"What a dumb kid", the customer thought…
Puzzled by his behaviour.. The customer asked
the boy,
"Hey, son, May I ask
you a question.?
Why did you take
25 cents instead of the dollar.?"

The boy licked his cone
and replied, "Because
the day I take the dollar,
the Game's Over.!"
.
Moral : Sometimes,
when you think the
other is dumb, you
are making a fool
of yourself.!

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Smile SMS Jokes, Smile Joke

Free Send ME SMS

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K





Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.






Acha Bhala Friend Tha
"'
.('.').
'< )|(>'
_/'\_

Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/'\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!







Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)






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Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)





SmS RATES…………
Year 2002: Rs 2
Year 2004: Rs 1
Year 2005: Rs 75
Year 2007: Rs 50
Year 2008/09: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

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Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati SMS Messages, Gujarati Shayari

Gujarati SMS Jokes, Gujarati SMS, Gujarati SMS Messages, Gujarati Shayari

Sukh ni aakhi anukramanika
Andar Dukh na prakran
Tame Jindagi vaanchi chhe?
Vancho to padse samjan..



Prem: Dil mate
Dil: Laagni mate
Laagni: Manushya mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma



Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo
Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,
Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari
Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.



Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato
Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vato
Dil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho
Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?



Andhari raat ni chaadar sametai ne,
Suraj ni roshni dharti par felai..
Pankhida ni kilkilat sambhdai ne,
Phoolo ni sugandh hawa ma relai


Honth 6e laal ne Gulabi 6e gaal,
Kem 6upavi sakis tu tara dil nu aa haal,
Mane dekhay 6e tuj ma muj nu bhavishya
Tu j 6o mari aaj ne kaal



Nain Ne Nain Male Jyaa Chana,
Thaye Banee Dil Deewana (2)
Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potanaa,
Ho,HuMDuM Tamne Parka Manu K Manu Potana


Pyaar ni rangeen lat monghi padi,
Aag sathe ni ramat monghi padi,
Jeet-ta jeetayi gayi baji badhi;
Ek aa Dil ni ladat monghi padi.



Ochintu koi mane raste male ne dhire thi pu6e k "KEM
6e?"
Aapne to kahiye k "Dariya si moj ma ne Upar thi kudrat ni rahem 6e




Chhagan:
Aa hasi-khushi thi bharelu jeevan kevu hoy 6e?
Magan:
Aeva jeevan ni mane kyanthi khabar.
Mara to Lagna j Bachpan ma thai gya 6




Yaado ma tamari aash bani ne aavis,
Dil ma tamara vishwas bani avis
Yaad karjo bus sacha mann thi
Amaas ni rate poonam no chand bani ne avis




Happy Dashera!
VijayaDashmi na pawan tahevare Maa Durga apna jivan ma dukho
no andhkar dur kari sukh no suryaprakash relave aevi subhkamna



Meena: Te kem tari kaamwali ni kadhi muki?
te to bahu sari hati.
Tina: Aetle j kadhi muki,kem k te mara pati ne pan bahu j sari lagti hati.




Hu Jagto rahyo aakhi raat,
Pan kahi na sakyo mara dil ni vaat,
Aankho ma hata aasha bharya sapna,
Pan aavi na nindar ne viti gai raat.




Prem.. Prem.. Prem.. ma
Aa padya chhe badha prem ma,
Pela m ke chhe ke "Sundar" maja no khado
Pachhi thi paade badha moti raado.



Aaje kamal eni nigaho kari gayi
Unchu pranay nu star hatu,nichu kari gayi
Aankho ma ras hato te,
Aankh Ma Aankh malavi hriday ma bhari gayi.



Kaink lakhvanu mann thay ne haath na upde
Ae munjhvan 6e mane....
Koi na sapna jova hoy ne nindar na aave
HuMDuM Ae rog 6e mane



Kasuye mann nu dharyu bane 6e j kya?
Mane swapna ma tu male j 6e kya?
Nadee k sarowar vahe 6e j kya?
Have zanzva 6etre 6e j kya?
=HuMDuM=




Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!


Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi..



Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe



G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 cast have,
Yes, its GUJARATI..




Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!



Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA





Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.
Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.

Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo !???




Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo,
kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo,
mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani,
jo hichki ave to maf karjo..............


Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,
Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.


Bhina varsad ni komal
bund moklu chhu,
aankh to khol tane
ujas moklu chhu,
pila padi gaya pratiksha na
pandada,
antar thi tane khusbu bhari
yad moklu chhu...


Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,

SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..


Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu
khoti buma bum che doctroni
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.


Mari kabar par lilu lilu ghas ugelu joi…
loko kahe chhe…Aane to marya pachhi pan lila laher chhe….


Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,
Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,
Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,
SMS ni skim puri thai gai...


Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma pan farak
kya padyo chhe mohabbat na haal ma,
verso viti gaya chata rakhya che sachvi
aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma..


Svas aave jai chhe eni yaad maan,
fulo keva karmay chhe eni yadma,
kahevu chhe ghanu badhu kahi shakatu nathi,
Sabdo smarmay chhe eni yadma..

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Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

Sardarni: I am pregnant.
Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha.
Apki foto thi mere pass!
Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi…

sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main the

bachcha-papa-papa angoor

sardarji-beta ye angoor nahin angoori hai angoor toh
panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

ghar aakar-mammi ye papa nahin papi hai papa
to panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

"kuch samjhe"?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si..

Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,

Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??

Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

"Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja.." ;-)

Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda DikahO?

Salesman: Plain Me Dikha duun?

Sardar: Abey!

Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do

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Love SMS Jokes

Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope, Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile, Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.
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I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
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I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...take... 3 seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So sweet now continue your work
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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SMS Jokes

• Captain of Military:Naujawano aage bado;Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado,mein 10ve num pe tha!!
  
  
• If I had a camera
  I'll snap ur every moment
  every smile
  every memory
  n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse..
  
  
• KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
  ’WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
  MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
  LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!
  
  
• Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
  Papa: Haan.
  Beta: Kis se hui?
  Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
  Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
  
  
• Ladka bola : Dilruba
  Ladki boli : Pizza khila
  Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
  Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
  Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
  Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
  
  
• achhe kapde pehente ho..
  aur pure style rakhte ho..
  dil me gussa aur face pe
  smil rakhte ho..
  Naak pochhna aata nahi
  aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...
  
  
• aj didar,
  kal yaar,
  parso pyar,
  phir ekrar,
  aur phir-intzar,
  phir-takrar,
  phir- darar,
  saari mehnat-bekar,
  aur
  akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
  
  
• Sochs na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega,
  ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
  ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai,
  aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega

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