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Adult SMS in Hindi



He came at night, explored my body ….



He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
..
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!





I really deeply wish … on my bed



I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.






2 men went 2 a callgirl



2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."






It's the things that satisfies your mind



It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.






Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…



Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI






Can we do romance in the midnight today



Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.






Difference between stress, tension & panic



3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant






Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay



Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?


Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p





Adult SMS



What's an average 6 inch long



What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive






Let me kiss your lips



Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)






Full Time Masti … Non stop fun



6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?


Full Time Masti


Non stop Fun


Mera…
.
LG KG 195






It's too tight



Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We'll buy new WEDDING RING!





Can kids of our age have kids?



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"


Teacher replied " NO Never!!"


Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".






A beautiful girl goes to Professor



A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study





Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS



Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"




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