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What's an average 6 inch long



What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive






Let me kiss your lips



Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)






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6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?


Full Time Masti


Non stop Fun


Mera…
.
LG KG 195






It's too tight



Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
.
.
We'll buy new WEDDING RING!





Can kids of our age have kids?



Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"


Teacher replied " NO Never!!"


Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".






A beautiful girl goes to Professor



A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
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.
Books And Study





Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS



Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"




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