Love SMS Jokes

Another Day, Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope, Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile, Another Mile, Another Few, But Never Ever Another You.
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I love you in the morning, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
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I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...take... 3 seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So sweet now continue your work
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving your sms.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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