SMS Jokes

• Captain of Military:Naujawano aage bado;Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado,mein 10ve num pe tha!!
  
  
• If I had a camera
  I'll snap ur every moment
  every smile
  every memory
  n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse..
  
  
• KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
  ’WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
  MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
  LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!
  
  
• Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
  Papa: Haan.
  Beta: Kis se hui?
  Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
  Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
  
  
• Ladka bola : Dilruba
  Ladki boli : Pizza khila
  Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
  Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
  Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
  Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
  
  
• achhe kapde pehente ho..
  aur pure style rakhte ho..
  dil me gussa aur face pe
  smil rakhte ho..
  Naak pochhna aata nahi
  aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...
  
  
• aj didar,
  kal yaar,
  parso pyar,
  phir ekrar,
  aur phir-intzar,
  phir-takrar,
  phir- darar,
  saari mehnat-bekar,
  aur
  akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar
  
  
• Sochs na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega,
  ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
  ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai,
  aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega

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