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- tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA ....
- Gurbart,
kanjosi,
narazgi,
neend,
mobile main kharabhi,
finger main dard,
balance ki kami,
ya phir koi aur waja hay sms na karney ki
- Lo aj khuda ki hikmat samjh main ayi
Apki duniya main amad samjh main ai
Apko duniya main bheja us ka bahana tha
Shaitan k baad bhi to kisi ko ana tha
- Sardar 2 hotel manager:- "Jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager:- "What can I do?"
Sardar:- "Abe idiot, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."......
- Meaning of ABCDEFG: A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch Bakra Again
- main nain b kisi say pyar kiya tha
.
thora nahi bayshomar kiya tha
.
meri tu dunya hee badal gai
.
jab aus nain kaha
.
.
.
arrt=y main nain tu sirf mazak kiya tha...!!
- Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana
Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!!
- Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega ?
- Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo
Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
- tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA .....
- Ek sardar BLOOD k bare me book padh raha tha.
Wife ne pucha-kyu aaj ye padh rahe ho?
Srdr-Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test ha
- Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge!
- Laila ko Majnu ka sms nahi aya,
Laila ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Laila marney wali hai Majnu ke pyar main,
Aur Majnu betha hai sms free hone ke intazar main
