Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar Jokes and SMS, Sardar SMS Messages

Sardarni: I am pregnant.
Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha.
Apki foto thi mere pass!
Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi…

sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main the

bachcha-papa-papa angoor

sardarji-beta ye angoor nahin angoori hai angoor toh
panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

ghar aakar-mammi ye papa nahin papi hai papa
to panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

"kuch samjhe"?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha….

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si..

Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,

Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??

Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

"Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja.." ;-)

Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda DikahO?

Salesman: Plain Me Dikha duun?

Sardar: Abey!

Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do

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